It happened in Utah, that’s how they talk.  Because they’re assholes.

I was hoping for recast, but at least Winston Duke is getting that paper!!

All the dust will still be yours. 

I really thought this was going to be why sriracha was the wrong hot sauce for box mac n cheese.

It is weird because he’s British so its a different vibe from American Exceptionalism. It’s British Imperialism which sucks too, but for different reasons.

Get a job, Jamie Lynn. Riding on sis’s coattails with tell-all book writing does not count. Stop being a moocher like the rest of your family and get a job that is unconnected to Britney’s fame.  You couldn’t help being born a Spears or that your parents are giant fucking cock ups but you can choose to go to therapy…

I had him inspect my office bedroom first and then I had to lock myself in there with the cat anyway (the cat is hostile to strangers.)

install curtains to a side table using hot glue, and place the litter box underneath.

Why are the buyers/sellers communicating at all? I bought two houses in the last four years and never spoke to the sellers other than through my agents.   My buyers for the first house I left when they did the showing.   I was there for the inspection (unavoidable working from home in a pandemic) but I didn’t talk to…

Part of what made Momoa so hot was being committed to an older woman.  He has lost at least 20% of his hotness because it really made up for him being such a bro/himbo.

I saw this screenshoted somewhere and I was like is this fake? Bc this is awesome.   

In the fridge, no more than four days. Two days for seafood. Freezing I make an effort to cool properly and not hold at room temp and I don’t usually track. Months.

for a true dilemma it should be a third actor that looks very much like these similar actors....

why are you bringing chris pratt into this though

I clicked because I wanted to see the picture!! Where is the picture????

I don’t like to lie and I’m not a good liar

It makes a big difference if you’re lying about good news (a surprise) or bad news.

white families make white nations

For obvious reasons, under-sharing is less problematic in a professional environment. Even so, it’s not entirely without risk. If you’re going through something in your personal life that makes it hard to concentrate on work to the point that your boss or colleagues may notice, it’s usually a good idea to let them…

Oh god I lost track of how many times Mom has seen Sha-Na-Na.  I’ve even seen them against my will.