Perhaps you are too young to remember the cartoon but Slimer was actually kind of a dick as well as a glutton. Dubious and squicky sexual possibilities aside, he’s just as likely as not to poltergeist you to a new location and leave you just before climax stark-ass naked in the middle of a busy Walmart or something.

Christmas nothing stands out but my mom really whiffed it on my birthday this year which included:

I feel like your parents are assholes.

Those action forms always land better if you edit the text anyway, because the processing software will record them as a unique entry rather than count them as one of a form letter. If you’re going to do them, always change the text.

Don’t worry guys, natural immunity is good enough. 

Yeah, that is what I meant. Your correction is needlessly pompous though.

Mashed potatoes.  And if you say green bean casserole, we can’t be friends.

How about you don’t fucking create additional pollutants inside your house? The level of carbon dioxide isn’t going to be the same as trying to grill inside or anything, but it’s still not good. Cooking is a main source of indoor pollutants already and all you’re doing here is creating a concentrated form of them. …

No one needs to explain their relationships at all....

Strawberry is gross.  Chocolate is the only real shake answer. 

Well, Feige loves shows set at Christmas but it also gives the characters grounded goals and a deadline.

girl just post a picture of you guys kissing to your insta like everyone else who feels insecure in their relationship

perhaps not the best word choice to describe food though

I love looking at the world through logarithms. It looks a lot less like the darkest timeline that way.

It says Marvel Zombies but all I see is

It’s not really that pervasive. Seventy percent of adults are vaccinated. It’s just really fucking loud.

Are you going to do a duck for Christmas?

Can-kick while they wait and see how many people actually vaccinate their kids (probably not enough, teen vax rates are still ~50%) and wait for all these employer mandates to do their work on the adult vax rate.

Oh. I thought Dawson was awful on purpose, the very example of be careful what you wish for because the seemingly romantic boy is still shallow and self-obsessed.

That list of locations seems like a strange one. Like someone wants this to fail.