Oh. I thought Dawson was awful on purpose, the very example of be careful what you wish for because the seemingly romantic boy is still shallow and self-obsessed.

That list of locations seems like a strange one. Like someone wants this to fail.

Embarrassing is absolutely the right world for underestimating her.

I do love green bean casserole but its too ugly even for ironic wear

I scoff at your cool whip. My grandmother’s fruit salad uses SOUR CREAM. Behold:

Counterpoint: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind sucks and it deserves an F rating.

make no mistake it’s not for NOTHING, it’s to collect your data

fast food companies stop trying to make your apps happen

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The truly amazing thing about Sexiest Man is how it always tends to be a good 5-10 years behind the actual zeitgeist. Rudd is a fine choice but would have been better in the early 2010s.

Wow that was boring for a samba. Not sure the track helped.

The real hack is to amass a collection of small visually similar objects to be placed at regular intervals *in front of* the books.   Then you get a visually appealing display and can organize your books by whatever preferred method you have. #maximilismforever

because deep down he knows he couldn’t open a pickle jar or read a whole book by himself

do... do you not periodically review your payslip to make sure your withholding is correct?

I thought the brilliance of the meat dress is it literally doesn’t need interpretation. As in, she has literally made herself meat, both objectified and used without empathy for the origin, no longer human.

yes my stomach only holds so much food

My county activated the emergency warning system to both call AND text me about DST. This is not an emergency ffs. They worked in some shame about changing out your smoke detector batteries but I’ve never had a smoke detector where the battery died without being loud and painful.

I never understood why people did this in Before Times so I really don’t understand it now.  

Wellers are only cheap in states where they control prices.  Close to $100 in WA state these days. (Please don’t tell more people about Weller.)

I’m a person who has been terrified by the ocean her whole life and got a degree in it while thinking about* being professionally terrified by it. The only one I didn’t know was the sailor but its not really about the ocean and you know it.