I think the health nuts all moved on to kombucha 

I was with you until hot drink

Yeah they could cancel it and deprive the state of all those sweet lodging taxes you know they’d make. 

I don’t know how, no Starbucks I’ve been to in the past year offers any more than five syrups. They don’t even have hazelnut right now. HAZELNUT. It used to be standard.

As a person who has stuffed a lot of beer in her suitcase to bring home, I am probably one of the target audience.

No people try that but there’s usually a critical mass that ignore them. What you need to do is gather some confederates to stand against the camera-on tyranny.

The first paragraph after “How” gives a token gesture at this.

My list is blank because I expect at least six months of hibernation while the plague rats pass around their cooties.

Bold of you to assume anyone but the speaker actually has their camera on.

I had a workplace where they checked the video tapes for everything. Someone’s chair went missing - it was the security guard who took it actually. The picture of the president (W) hanging in the lobby vanished -  all you see is an arm coming out of the elevator and pulling it off the wall, clearly someone who…

I mean if they just let anyone in, what even is the point? 

$60 is a moderately priced bottle of whiskey.  

Normally it’s fine but it’s plague times, and I was really really hoping to see it in the theater, hoping my state would put mask and capacity mandates back in.  Does it hurt to wait a month?

How am I supposed to know when in the movie it happens if I have not seen the movie?  Give me your HBO Max password I’ll go away.

I know the movie’s been out, but do you think you could refrain from spoilers in the titles of articles?  There’s too many plague rats out there to go to the theater :(

This guy is a troll, stop responding to him.

This guy is a troll, stop responding to him.

I don’t consider Avengers Endgame to be a great movie but it’s much harder to watch the beginning of it now. 

As I said.  Also, no one even likes August. 

Once upon a time around here these articles would get criticized for their framing.