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And if she doesn’t work, those lunches are grabbed in the car while running errands and driving the kids/grandkids around, because she forgot to eat again...

Written like an extroverted city dweller.

Yes. This was specifically given to him as a character trait to capture both his desperation to appear hip and completely failing at it every time. THIS VIDEO IS EIGHT YEARS OLD and we were making fun of it then.

I know there’s other douchebags willing to associate with Chet Hanks and his stupid ideas but sometimes it’s hard to believe.  Anyone with two brain cells to rub together should aspire to be even a little bit better than this.

I expect no other outcome than complete nonsense.

The triangles are kinda too big to stuff in my mouth in one bite, at least for the brands I prefer. So that’s a bummer. I think size is really the most important when it comes to dipping. I will take any shape.

I love bagging my own groceries and I’m pretty fast at it, too. Stuff gets sorted onto the belt in the order I want to pack it. This is the real hack for spending the least amount of time at the grocery store as possible.

Of course CNN didn’t hold him accountable, it was a conflict of interest for him to cover anything Andrew did in the first place... he should have never been on a political beat that covered NY state politics in the first place. But everyone thought it was cute when he was harassing his brother.

Sounds like it has a lot of themes in common with the other Chris Pratt movie Passengers, although I would argue there’s more focus in that movie on the violence men do to people around them when they are left behind.

I knew it.  Apples and pork are a natural pairing; bacon jam adds additional savory and acid with the vinegar it contains, the mustard adding more bite and there’s never anything wrong with a flaky crust.  

I know that there’s a lack of ability to think critically here to mistake a movie for reality in the first place.

Doordashed Chinese food.  The pizza in my town sucks or that would happen too.

I mean the overall vibe is like that resturant in The Good Place where the Fourth of July drink was half an apple pie blended with SoCo and Coke served in a Chevy hubcap.

Starbucks will have the PSL back on 8/24 but I think they are not announcing in case shipping problems interfere with supplies.

Unfortunately most of them aren’t open for me. I can’t take any estrogen because I have a genetic blood clotting factor. The mood swings were for sure less when I was on birth control with estrogen before I found that out, but docs won’t prescribe them to me anymore.

Yes, I am looking forward to the other side.  My ovaries and I are basically in a life long feud.

A note to say I am feeling much better this week. I am having longer depressive episodes around my period and ovulation. Age, stress or pandemic exacerbated PMDD? Probably all of the above.

I guess most college kids aren’t asking for black pepper on sandwiches, idk.

No, but he’s obsessed with sinks. Jumps up on the bathroom counters. Not allowed on the kitchen counter so he sits on the bar stool and stares at my plaintively.

Missed class all semester and haven’t been doing the homework, either.  Where’s the homework????