Everyone believes they are a nice person, even when they are a raging asshole.  They grade themselves on a curve. 

I have a lot in common with the people who do this shit but I have never wanted to be anything less than my authentic self. I don’t understand the jump from “My life would be easier if I was someone else” (oh god it would, to be thin, blonde, and rich) to “...so I will just pretend I am.”

Big fan of ketchup chips as well as the UK version of different Cadbury products.  

Well they can’t say they hope no one gets shot at inauguration, because that would give people ideas.

We don’t give service workers enough credit.  Of course that’s on purpose, easier to repress that way.  

Make America Great Again has resulted in making us a fucking joke across the world

Listen, I had to fly this week and I was already done with the whole fucking human race, because apparently no one is actually capable of acquiring a well fitting mask and keeping it on their fucking face.

I think it’s reflexive at this point.

I don’t really miss Starbucks now that I moved but this sound worth a trip.

I am missing nothing because I have blogs like this to fill me in on the really big deals.

I reread the story and saw clearly that I’d framed it so poorly, so insensitively. Bean Dad, full of braggadocio and dickhead swagger, was hurting people. I’d conjured an abusive parent that many people recognized from real life.

I liked the chicken biscuit but they always give me honey mustard instead of honey :(

I am sorry I missed career day when they covered “start a cult that attracts celebrities”

Candy it or preserve it in salt, like lemon.  If you preserve it you probably need a little lemon or orange juice too, but it would make a great addition to rice dishes in particular. 

Well, it’s not just him. I’m not happy with Congress deciding now is the time to ignore him and hope he goes away. Assholes. 

Yeah you’d have to go and quarantine for two weeks first. The logistics are problematic. 

I have red hair, so it’s always the most flattering color on me. But also the rugs from my old house are very dark green and mustard, and they are only like three years old. So I had to pick colors they would go with, hence the Raging Sea and all.

My friend got me safety glasses that look like real glasses unless you look at the side. And my masks have pockets for filters and are actually sort of scarf shaped:

yes.  He has 25 total. 

Sure, but you can take the string lights to goodwill and just throw out your self made wallpaper.  That’s the genius of it.