Extended stay hotels do suck. Have you considered going all dorm room in there? String lights will be on sale. One time I got stuck on a boat and my roommate and I decorated the walls with stuff we cut out of the newspaper, taped uo just for something to look at. It was the summer Pirates of the Caribbean came out and…

I failed at teaching Wiley cat to stay off the desk, but at least he seems to be learning he only gets pets in his spot here (not on the keyboard or blocking the monitors)

Ugh, textured walls are the worst.  These are less textured than the last ones I owned, so at least there’s that.  

Sherwin Williams Oyster Bay. The hall is the same color, that’s what it looks like with less light. 

Ugh. My friend is having surgery this week and I am going to take care of her and her family. Taking the redeye tomorrow night and absolutely dreading it. I really hope all the idiots who traveled merely because they wanted to are back home, or at least not flying on the days I am flying. At least I can collect lots…

13. If I can’t find a hair tie [for] a ponytail, I just use my underwear.

Momoa ripped up Amber Heard’s books on the set of Aquaman.

it makes it forgivable

I had a training the last week in February. Socializing & networking is part of the deal so on the last night we all went out to dinner and drinking. It was a huge group which I generally hate, but it was less bothersome than normal because we all took turns keeping track of everyone.

Pratt’s video is perfectly fine. Gently self decipricating and about raising money for charity, FFS. He probably still is the worst Chris, but not because of this video.

Oh god, Slack. One of my FB hating friends organized a group chat in Slack and I made it all of a month before it made me too anxious. Just constant bitching about restrictions and school from home and whatever. I ended up getting in a fight with my best friend of almost 20 years and deleted it off my phone. I don’t…

IDK. With only 10 days to go in 2020, I don’t know how this doesn’t lead to zombies.

Hey White House staff, it’s not too late to smother Trump to death with a pillow. It would probably look like covid complications.

I’ve always wanted to hibernate for winter, so I won’t mind being mostly housebound. My inner hostess is dying a little (gosh I love entertaining, particularly cooking for other people) but I just moved and don’t know anyone here anyway.

Oh sure it’s fine for the rich to deduct their lunches, but we had to get rid of the moving expenses deduction to “simplify” the tax code.

but on Christmas day, Warner Bros. will go one better, gifting HBO Max subscribers with free access to blockbuster sequel Wonder Woman 1984 for 31 days.

I ran for many years in these socks, and then developed a wool allergy and had to switch to synthetic fabrics.

All those words about his outfit and none on the ugly belt tucked just under his sprouting manly muffin top, instead of across the waist where it belongs. You can use that next belt hole, Junior.

I hung in there the first time until Juliette went evil. It was more than I could take after the second magical pregnancy.

How about “A Completely Different Show”?