I only know him and Ryan.  I found about about Ryan in Insta.  I am very happy with this lack of knowledge. 

I rewatched Grimm (I had never seen the last two seasons - missed nothing) and am still struggling through Helstrom. 

I celebrate it because I hate the period of the year where I drive to work in the dark and I drive home in the dark. It feels like your whole life is vanishing, and solstice is a reminder that it’s only temporary.

I mean if you have to spit all the time, you probably need to drink more water and/or carry more tissues.  Take care of yourself like a polite human being who doesn’t share bodily fluids unless it’s requested.  

Even if they look good to start with, they hurt and they will absolutely blur into a mess eventually. I would develop a handwashing compulsion, always thinking my hands were dirty.

You’re that age and there’s a global pandemic on so everyone is going to make choices that enhance their personal sense of security.  I bet we see a surge of young engagements.  The housing market is already bananas.   

It’s awful but seems at home on her hand, with all those terrible hand tattoos that are just going to blur worse and worse...

like noted college admissions scandeleur Mossimo Giannulli!

My favorite Christmas movie is The Long Kiss Goodnight.   Like all Christmas movies, it includes snow, explosions, and Samuel L. Jackson.  Also, spies.  

And news of Birx’s holiday travel could even jeopardize her chances of remaining on the covid-19 task force once President-elect Biden is inaugurated.

Two more seasons of characters making dumb decisions to further the plot without the necessary character development to justify said decisions?  No thanks. 

I mean, he basically told her he believed women were only good for fucking, right?  

Life is not worth living if you can’t flaunt your money in public in front of the little people.

Once upon a time, my best friend (a guy, completely platonic) got married. Then I got a real, grown up job. These unrelated events found me trying to catch up to years of generous gift giving from a guy who had a real grown up job for a lot longer. (He got me my first vibrator, which I know seems to make it seem not…

Vaccines are the way we beat this disease, because lord knows we won’t use common sense or give the states enough resources for anything fucking else.

I haven’t had a tub for 10 years, and now that I have one I use it twice a week.  It’s the best.

Get a new job.  I was day drinking a lot but now that I have to prove myself again, I’m too busy. 

one customer spent $24,816.07 for the entire year over 624 orders (damn!).

I am worried about a rush back to “normal.” Our regional lead said this week he thinks it’s going to happen around summer next year. That doesn’t seem possible if we’re not vaccinating kids.

Apparently I speak outdated cookbook because I knew right away “grind” meant throw that shit in a food processor.