Crab snobs could probably used canned if they didn’t want to use krab. You have to pick it and rinse it but it would work fine.  I bet the baby cooked shrimp would work fine too, or even my favorite smoked trout. 

I thought that law breaking was what took it from peaceful protest to rioting?

It would be good anyway, but particularly nice since Trump’s appointee was a grandstanding, destructive, corrupt fuckwit that didn’t listen to native voices.

Guessing someone’s password is hacking?  Really?

I don’t think it will ever die because producers out here trying to market their stuff. But I agree it’s not great for the market.

I bought the american version last week, and I did not think so.  It tasted like any good steak to me. 

That is wrong too, and I would have no problem graphically describing my illness to anyone who expected me to work from the couch when I was actually sick.

Just trying to sell OJ now that no one is going out to brunch for mimosas.  

I hope they do a whole other post on multiple bathrooms.  I just moved into a house with two bathrooms, and I live alone but I absolutely think it’s greatest thing ever.  (One has a tub, the other a walk in shower, I don’t have to run to the other end of the house when I need to pee during work hours.)

don’t

“We’re a family” is always a coercive tactic...

All I can think is

That’s funny. I know I usually look at the display of new Oreo flavors, shake my head, and just pick up the good ol’ double stuf.  There’s only been one I liked enough to buy more than once and I think was chocolate hazelnut. 

I not only have a two bedroom house just for me, but I also have a workshop out back I’ve converted into a home gym. This article is not wrong: I have those things because I could afford to invest in a home and in a house and not a condo or something. Without that money, I’d be paying 30% less for a crappy one bedroom…

This slide started years ago when those of us with telework agreements got told we were expected to telework even if the office is closed. You can burn your leave if you have to deal with family stuff, but no free days anymore.

My paternal grandmother always made sunshine salad for Sunday dinner, which was orange jello with mandarin oranges, shredded carrots and walnuts it it.  It served the same function being a relief from meat and richer sides like green bean casserole

I read a recipe yesterday that asked me to wash my chicken before cooking. Not quite as bad, but I was like... I thought we were over this.

I already have a favorite:

Pretty tragic it took until 2020 for you to watch Strictly Ballroom. 

I was hoping you were gonna say he was cutting off his head and getting it put in a jar, Futurama style.