I spent a good part of last Saturday night trying to convince my only friend that does this nonsense to stage the elf upside down in a glass of water, so he wouldn’t have to do it anymore.

If someone had invited me to a wedding this year, we would no longer be friends.  Even my Fox News infested Florida relatives scaled the wedding they had back to like 10 people.  

Lizzo does not owe it to her supporters or anyone else to embody their projections of who she should be, or how she should behave, solely because of her fatness. Just because Lizzo is in the public eye does not mean that her body and the choices she makes about it are public domain.

If you make it with red stuff it’s also “seafoam” as well as “salad” because it’s not green!

I was confused why a club was even open, but then I remembered - Georgia. 

Last year for Christmas one of my friends got me 101 Asian Recipes to Cook Before You Die, and so far I have cooked 28 of them.  

I just had to floss and not only did I check twice to make sure the camera was off, but I put a sticky note on the camera to make extra sure.

It would depend on a lot of things, including when and how you consolidated and how they wrote the bill for forgiveness.  

It’s high risk because of the number of people potentially sharing the same air, unmasked and indoors.

Actually that seems like a good idea. Of course it could be abused (up to 10 people is a lot, and unlikely to be one household or pod) or it could be bad for service people if there table service and not some sort of door drop-off.  So the only really danger is in who the people choose to invite.

I threw up a little in my mouth at peppermint vodka. 

Hungarian apple girls seem like a missed opportunity for Grimm (I just did a rewatch.  I am running out of pandemic rewatches, send help.)

Every one of our traditions died with my grandparents.  That was almost 20 years ago and I survived, you can too. 

Left off a few things, like make sure you planned for payback of Social Security taxes 

GTL man, how you going to pull one of the pillars of their culture?

Man without a doctorate upset a woman is smarter than him.

The problem with using negative reinforcement is that it damages your relationship with the person. If they feel negative around you, they are less likely to spend time with you and less likely to listen.

You don’t have to worry about seeking out coquito, because if you’ve been good all year, coquito finds its way to you.

Never had this, I guess no one in my life loved me enough to spend 11 hours to make jello.    I can’t really blame them.

No. He’s always been one of those you can kind tell is creepy. Like James Franco.