The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

By having a, um, basic wedding.

oooo white wine also makes for terrible decisions - unless you are one of the people who have attacked for even saying “wine made me buy”.

“ohhhh my fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

I hope this ordeal has changed this top Republican’s stance on LGBTQ and Gun Rights...

[Native NYCer here] Oh god. Fran Drescher is a very specific central Queens Jewish accent. Most NYCers do NOT sound like that. Yikes.

I think my eyes may have been temporarily stuck from rolling them so hard when some of my husband’s friends complained that they couldn’t find any “real Irish pubs,” in DUBLIN. They’re like “I dunno, it just wasn’t very Irish.” I’m like what? You can only SEE the leprechauns and rainbows if you’re a real believer,…

“Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life” is one of my favorite memoirs. We deserved to have more time with Amy the writer, and Amy the person deserved to have more time with the people she loved.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

Nothing says George Michael like a slow, depressing song and no movement.

I am from a conservative area. They vote these horrible people into office and then hate their policies. “Well, I don’t agree with him about that....” Over and over again, on every issue. It’s so infuriating.

You know, I thought about it... and a banana’d face would be more intimidating than a bandana’d face.

This sounds even better if you imagine a banana’d face and a disguised voice

The bias people have toward believing attractive people are some how “good” is annoying.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS