So this happened:

So all of these powerful, popular, and influential women would rather keep the "label" as a stereotype and step far away from it, than identify themselves as "feminist" and change the way in which the word is perceived? Rather than take the opportunity to be a vanguard for modern feminism, they would prefer to shun…

I do my best to prevent rape by not raping people. But that's just me.

Holy shit! Because they fucking want to.

The secret to never being sad about your boobs getting saggy: never have perky boobs to begin with! Start out puberty at 10 with boobs that look like they belong to a 47 year old Italian peasant wet nurse! It really doesn't matter what happens to you on this journey of life—weight gain, weight loss, nursing, age,…

As a former cat shelter volunteer, I plead with you to adopt an adult cat. Every yutz under the sun wants a kitten. Save an older cat from death!

Keeping a breastfeeding baby away from his sole source of food and placing the burden on a mother who does not have the resources to make alternate arrangements doesn't strike me as very civilized.

If you are going to keep a baby's sole food supply away from the baby for an entire day... that's a problem. The choices are either exempt breastfeeding mothers without child care, or allow babies in jury duty.

This is old-skool "ethnic" - non-WASP.

No lawyer would have ever allowed him to admit he actually did something wrong in such unequivocal terms.

Yeah, I'm sure this dude had a girlfriend in high school. Except she lived in Canada. He met her at camp. You wouldn't know her. But she totally exists.

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

The town wasn't destroyed for what two people did, it was destroyed for what so many refused to do.

But the problem is that this is a women who has used racial slurs, has worn blackface and has said so many racist jokes yet she draws the line at jokes about age because it affects her and once again it show that #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen.

Madeleine L'Engle's 'A Wrinkle in Time'

Haha. One time, shortly after 9/11, I was chilling out, doing my thing, you know, the usual (*cough*jacking off to internet porn*cough*). At the end of said clip (yes, for some reason I made it to the end, probably because I was sad about the big September thing), after the pop shot, etc., there was a still with the…

knock knock!

Oh man...concur 100%. This is why i got to work early and shut myself in with an egg sammich and a coffee—working above Grand Central, I just knew I'd hear some dumb shit come out of a tourist's gawpy piehole.

"Get in a time machine and go back 12 years. Then go fuck yourself."