That is hand-knitted, artisanal awesome.

“Trump has accomplished the seemingly impossible—making Betsy DeVos, his tightest and most expensive confirmation vote so far, look good.”

Omg, I visited Kansas a couple weeks ago; was only there 5 days. My slappin’hand itched the WHOLE TIME.

It’s too bad we all have to get what they deserve.

Good. She should quit. She’s not wanted.

“top gang thugs”

NOPE. That was an autocorrect VICTORY.

He’s not wrong about Katherine Jenkins.

apologize if already suggested, but elaborate coloring books for growns.

Be fair. Donald didn’t know either, when he offered it.

suhNAP.

It’s illegal to advocate both for soldiers and for national healthcare?

that second thing.

On camera.

I wonder who the artist used for his physique in that portrait?

“Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens. He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I hope it’s fuzzy.

And here I was, hoping it came in tote. Or mug.

I will never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter ever again.

SHE LOST THE ELECTION. SHE IS NOT RELEVANT.