I hope you get an uninsured tumor.

I take small grim comfort in DJT murdering his allies.

I’m sorry he’s hurt, but it really is a badge of honor. Inaugurating Tangerine Caligula is a terrible end to a storied career.

If ever a shoe was crucial...

I’ve been all over this shit, and got nowhere. Grumble. And this morning, I was trying to be nice!

He lies at the same level he speaks: Fourth grade.

The superhero thing is bad enough, but additionally, I feel strongly that if you’re going to wear that dress, then you cannot wear a comfort shoe from Aerosoles.

I would argue that many Americans, like me, didn’t really understand the value of the weird coffee table until it was usurped by what will no doubt be gilded hunks of human feces molded into the shape of a table.

Yeah, I’m pretty much out also. I don’t have kids, so, like, whatever. People wanted him, they got him.

The ghost of Eddie Cleanhead Vinson is cackling.

Salted is grosser.

Donald got that years ago.

From the full archive....I think this is an interesting point:

Glad it worked out for Browser, but I’m stll back at the name of the town.

I remember I didn’t buy the 3 leading ladies as relatives at all. And Mark Feuerstein was a little Wut for me.

I too am a pedant. So thank you for not making me put down my wine and deal with composing that reply.

I mean, I get it, but I need to be very clear about this: THIS. IS. NOT. A. GIFT.

I mean, I get it, but I need to be very clear about this: THIS. IS. NOT. A. GIFT.

I freaked out on a fairly serious work friend last night. She fuckin’ tried to tell me that everyone gets an opinion, and if I raise my hand and say NOPE to anything — any opinion at all — then I’m just being my version of intolerant.

where the fuck did you read that.

This, except at some point in the proceedings, he’ll lose his erection and expect you to suck it back to life. Probably at the point where he gives up being on top.