Except the George Zimmerman precedent says you can.

These dumb fucks think there’s a path forward for coal, for christ’s sake.

I hope internecine warfare breaks out among the siblings and one of them leaks Ivanka and Donald’s sex tape.

Can’t really have neo-feudalism without serfs.

[raises glass]

Can we please get it in a tote? I live for totes.

I will be having one of these.

I almost like it.

Not for nothing, but didn’t this pair run on a “Fuck Your Safe Spaces” platform? Like, entirely? Other than that, it was tantalizingly non-specific, but I remember this point was pretty firmly made. I mean, I think, right?

This:

goddammit, you beat me to it.

I always wonder why one has to redact the handle/address of the writer.

Being fair, being black is really dangerous. Far too dangerous for kids to try.

Alas, I have only one star to give.

I never have pockets.

It’s also hard to imagine what good will come of making a big point out of what is fundamentally, when taken as a single act, a petty offense against courtesy.

I don’t think her facade ‘cracks’. I think she’s a nasty little cynic, and she’s trying to be all subtle and shit, playing both ends against the middle. Make juuuuuuust enough cryptic remarks to be able to say, later, that she wasn’t really on board but stayed because [insert bullshit] reasons.

And who is that, precisely?

The last bit, and that picture of him with the newspaper, made me sad in my insides, and now I need a smoke.