Well, at least I’ll drop some weight. There won’t be time for meals.

“You’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

If the lady really has PTSD, Apple should help her access the full range of available mental health resources. If there’s a pattern of misogynist behavior or rape culture bullshit going round, they need to root it out. Probably hiring a few more women for this 30+ member team would be a start.

I expect great things from our Rebecca...diva’s got herself a writing gig.

OMG I missed the news that diva’s got herself a writing gig. TO THE AMAZONS, (heigh) HO! WE RIDE AT DAWN.

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

Nothing will ever be better than that sorority girl and her (admit it) spot-on analysis of her housemates’ social deficiencies and sage advice with respect to the amelioration of the same.

Coulda been worse. She could’ve GeorgeFirst’d it and puked in Donald’s face.

I watched that with the sound off because my husband is dozing, didn’t want to wake him. With the sound off, it’s super creepy. They look totally for sale. And scared. Those number scores pop up as their eyes dart around, over that frozen, appalled smile.

The worried smiles break my heart a little.

For sure. Worst case, if she wins and then doesn’t finish, Tim Kaine steps in. Better in every respect than Trump, the rotting-pumpkin-time-lapse and Pence, his handmaid’s tail.

So, so, strongly agree. Sparkling gowns and wildly colored chiffon tunics are great, but jeans that don’t simultaneously gap at the waist and strangle the thighs would be great.

And maybe tweeted a picture of herself eating...I don’t know what those people eat... a wonder bread and velveeta sandwich?

What a piece of shit this guy is.

I was going to say something like they thought it’s been long enough now that they can admit they’re glad NYC actually got the treatment that ‘heartlanders’ are on the record as hoping for, before the fact.

That’s what I think too. I can’t listen to that kind of thing. She’s a rich vein — no need to go cheap.

Only a person who can’t imagine anything would say such a thing. The lady had no face.

Ding Dong.

I dunno. If it was him with the brain surgery, and they’d made a thing about ‘What’s it going to mean to her/how’s it going to affect her’, we’d be all, WTF x 10. But I’m not sure it’s fair in either case.

The one in the middle is really, really not good looking.