That’s amazing. I love your diary.

Point: They fucked up and lost a couple toddlers.

I was all, “Headline, you’re kidding yourself.”

I assume you’ll get back to us, post-coffee and let us know if that opinion held.

I admit it: I’m a Big Government Liberal. I believe it is the job of government to step in and do what needs doing, on behalf of us all. We. need legislation making the wearing of ball caps with suits, a Federal crime. We need it badly, and we need it now.

Christians, amirite? I mean, seriously.

I would not want to meet that fellow on a dark street. He looks ... wrong.

Great, now I want chicken nuggets.

Can I come? I have a new bottle of wine that an atheleisure-wearing wine store dude told me is “super weird but great.”

They don’t look like them either.

This.

Why do their eyes look like that?

This makes me mad, until I remember that he’s irrelevant and he knows it.

After her 15 days in county lockup.

As political speech goes, it was pointless.

That’s a thing? Genderbending homophobes? What the fuck. Also, this particular vision in lavender does that? That is a serious bummer.

Bring Worth It back.

Now I’m worried that “Known Commenter” will appear on the rap sheet I’ll have when the revolution comes.

Better Headline:

I been wondering wtf re: this also. She really seems to give the MRA racists a rash.