Is that why a bunch of pages followed me today? The courtesy of keeping the Lifers out of the post-gawker greys?

This is one of those headlines that has everything.

It’s really early to win the internet for the day.

I remember him on 21 Jump Street, and everyone squealing about how cute he was (and he was). I think, but maybe it’s just hindisght, that I was a little, “Hmmm. Possibly gross.” Something about how bitchy he was about that gig — dogged it in interviews — put me off.

Two kinds of people in the world, I guess.

The cat’s sense of self worth?

When I was 14, mine was Scott Biao.

Oh, Simone, sweetheart. I mean, I get it. He was really quite good in The Paperboy. I was all, Wut, and am now kind of on board. But, my darling, he should be agog at meeting YOU.

The larger point is that it’s nobody’s business but Mom’s and Baby’s, and people should fuck off with this stupid ass prudery.

Can we just start beating the anti-breast-feeding people? I mean, I need a law that just lets me smack them, hard and in the face, every time they start with this stupid-ass shit.

Between the 2 Simones, Katie tearing it up, Lily and her excellently aimed trash talk and then backing it up, I’m feeling very Nationalist and Chicks Rule and shit.

When the Democrats win on choice, and the Republicans win on regulating the water supply, it’ll be a party.

Please wrap it around a crowbar first.

I might be stoned, but. I mean I am. But I feel like I’m having my first RageStroke, that I hear about on internet comment boards all the time.

I, for one, am a good big-government liberal, and happy to pay my taxes. If they want to secede, I’ll help’em pack, and give them pocket money for the trip.

I suggest The Rook and Stiletto, by Daniel O’Malley.

I always think she looks like something smells bad nearby. I figure it’s Donald.

For me, the rejection came first for the modern proponents of the religion. I didn’t give the Bible a close reading until one too many people said, “Oh, that person’s not a REAL Xian.”

Well, to be fair, there’s no indication that the fellow they requested originally, was willing. So it was rape and at least probably murder either way.

This picture is my destiny.