The worried smiles break my heart a little.

For sure. Worst case, if she wins and then doesn’t finish, Tim Kaine steps in. Better in every respect than Trump, the rotting-pumpkin-time-lapse and Pence, his handmaid’s tail.

So, so, strongly agree. Sparkling gowns and wildly colored chiffon tunics are great, but jeans that don’t simultaneously gap at the waist and strangle the thighs would be great.

And maybe tweeted a picture of herself eating...I don’t know what those people eat... a wonder bread and velveeta sandwich?

What a piece of shit this guy is.

I was going to say something like they thought it’s been long enough now that they can admit they’re glad NYC actually got the treatment that ‘heartlanders’ are on the record as hoping for, before the fact.

That’s what I think too. I can’t listen to that kind of thing. She’s a rich vein — no need to go cheap.

Ding Dong.

I dunno. If it was him with the brain surgery, and they’d made a thing about ‘What’s it going to mean to her/how’s it going to affect her’, we’d be all, WTF x 10. But I’m not sure it’s fair in either case.

The one in the middle is really, really not good looking.

That’s amazing. I love your diary.

Point: They fucked up and lost a couple toddlers.

I was all, “Headline, you’re kidding yourself.”

I admit it: I’m a Big Government Liberal. I believe it is the job of government to step in and do what needs doing, on behalf of us all. We. need legislation making the wearing of ball caps with suits, a Federal crime. We need it badly, and we need it now.

Christians, amirite? I mean, seriously.

I would not want to meet that fellow on a dark street. He looks ... wrong.

Great, now I want chicken nuggets.

Can I come? I have a new bottle of wine that an atheleisure-wearing wine store dude told me is “super weird but great.”

They don’t look like them either.

This.