When the Democrats win on choice, and the Republicans win on regulating the water supply, it’ll be a party.

Please wrap it around a crowbar first.

I, for one, am a good big-government liberal, and happy to pay my taxes. If they want to secede, I’ll help’em pack, and give them pocket money for the trip.

I suggest The Rook and Stiletto, by Daniel O’Malley.

I always think she looks like something smells bad nearby. I figure it’s Donald.

For me, the rejection came first for the modern proponents of the religion. I didn’t give the Bible a close reading until one too many people said, “Oh, that person’s not a REAL Xian.”

Well, to be fair, there’s no indication that the fellow they requested originally, was willing. So it was rape and at least probably murder either way.

This picture is my destiny.

No, it doesn’t.

I got no sympathy for the GOP, these assholes thought they could play the bigots and the xenophobes, and they got owned.

Holy crap. I love both cheeseburgers and avocados, and I’ve even been known to like avocado on a burger.

It isn’t.

They’re just so goddamned dumb.

“I can’t imagine what makes such a young woman willing to face down cops at the barrel of a gun ... It feels so kamikaze and for no real reason.”

Your edit = key distinction.

Man. I have really got to sue somebody. There’s all sorts of shit I don’t know how to do — gods only know how many jobs have discriminated against me.

Nope. Your argument is invalid. Sometimes the guy who try to be good at it, actually are.

Sure, of course I would. I mean, assuming Mr. Syrah is not in the picture. So he’s not some actor obsessed with his abs. Feh. He’s a professional, grown man, with good views and a great career, a perfectly smart brain and — here I’ll go to looks — a sweet face.

LADIES WHAT THE FUCK. AS A WOMAN OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOM, I INSIST THAT A HOSPITAL GOWN NOT BE “ON TREND”. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT, RIGHT THERE.

Is it possible? Our long, dark nightmare, all this trauma.... can it really be that the Nation will find a precious plot of common ground in skinny jeans man buns, and the person of Laura Ingraham?