Because I’m old, I have no idea who these youngsters are, nor any of their songs. But I might just buy because this is hilarious:

Not paranormal, and probably just evidence of a very hard head, but it’s all I got:

#weareallyourmom

I’m totally judging you.

This isn’t nuveau riche bullshit. This is a lady who drank a bunch of wine, smoked the weed she confiscated from her kids, watched late night shopping tv, and thought, “OMG! I know! I’LL MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS!” And hey, presto, a product even stupider than the Slap Chop™ is born.

First they came for the black males 18-24....

I loved him more than life itself when I was 12 years old. I had pages from Tiger Beat completely covering one wall of my bedroom, all him. Someone I new of vaguely, from a nearby town, won a date with him (Tiger Beat contest). She said he wasn’t nice — in fact he was terrible — she had an awful time, and we should…

They’ll have to get entitled enough to start doing it to clean-cut white people with jobs. Until they’re that bold, nobody will care.

I mean...I’m 49, so it’s not my fault, but. Is it like geo-cashing? Except virtual?

You don’t know my life, so shut up.

There’s a line between porn and food? Shenanigans.

I never was exclusive back in the day either....

I feel like it’ll be Tim Kaine. Unless this admiral dude she’s vetting is a spoiler.

Well, yes, of course you do. Because you are a person who exists and knows things.

That’s fucking eerie.

There’s a huge white/ginger cat on my block like that.

I’m pulling for Jeff Sessions, myself.

I think he’s trying to avoid having to overtly refuse Trump. Trump is vindictive as fuck, better Trump doesn’t ask him, than he refuses.

Aaaand now I’ma day drink.

For sure.