At the risk of being unkind (and I’m glad he was asked to share the headline spot, or asked for it, whichever), it is....kind of spectacular that he now represents a reasonable version of conservatism.

Right? I was expecting comedy gold. Or least some kind of eyeball gore thing.

Holy shit, I missed that part.

This drives me crazy. I feel like every day, all over the damn place, people have occasion to speak to the relevant women and girls in their lives, about the need to protect themselves, and suggest methods for doing so, while not simultaneously being victim-blaming, sexist dickheads.

This is great. Because, really, I’d been meaning to give up red meat.

I’m so sorry for your loss. 18 years is a great run... Fiona T. Cattington got 17 years —She’s beyond the veil, all, “Welcome, Friend Mofie ...[swat]”

Has to be.

Holy shit. He must be trying to aggravate Trump so he can be out of it.

Fuck that fucking bitch.

“the “gruff bellied” border patrol agent”?

If you step out to let’em off, you’re not a Door Troll.

I hope she destroys them all. And then I hope she goes away. Not a fan.

We lost someone to management idiocy very close to that, a couple weeks ago:

Christ. One hopes someone higher on the food chain than Manager, deals with this fool.

“What the hell happened in this country...”

Mocha’s totally side-eyeing.

I have got to get a lion ruff for Bea.

Beatrix is a feminist also. She doesn’t accept the gendered view of how a lady should sit...

I remember those! Is anyone still filling the dill-flavored boule with cream o’broccoli soup? I must have eaten a metric ton of that in the late 80's early 90's.