I mean...I’m 49, so it’s not my fault, but. Is it like geo-cashing? Except virtual?

You don’t know my life, so shut up.

There’s a line between porn and food? Shenanigans.

I never was exclusive back in the day either....

I feel like it’ll be Tim Kaine. Unless this admiral dude she’s vetting is a spoiler.

Well, yes, of course you do. Because you are a person who exists and knows things.

That’s fucking eerie.

There’s a huge white/ginger cat on my block like that.

I’m pulling for Jeff Sessions, myself.

I think he’s trying to avoid having to overtly refuse Trump. Trump is vindictive as fuck, better Trump doesn’t ask him, than he refuses.

Aaaand now I’ma day drink.

For sure.

At the risk of being unkind (and I’m glad he was asked to share the headline spot, or asked for it, whichever), it is....kind of spectacular that he now represents a reasonable version of conservatism.

Right? I was expecting comedy gold. Or least some kind of eyeball gore thing.

Holy shit, I missed that part.

This drives me crazy. I feel like every day, all over the damn place, people have occasion to speak to the relevant women and girls in their lives, about the need to protect themselves, and suggest methods for doing so, while not simultaneously being victim-blaming, sexist dickheads.

This is great. Because, really, I’d been meaning to give up red meat.

I’m so sorry for your loss. 18 years is a great run... Fiona T. Cattington got 17 years —She’s beyond the veil, all, “Welcome, Friend Mofie ...[swat]”

Has to be.