be nice if it were consistent in the same sentence.

Somewhere, that dude is moaning that he ‘spoke truth to power’, because he’s just the dick that uses that phrase, as he builds a cross to hang from.

mm, how about just virginITY? I could probably help find some volunteers for that.

This reminds me of a particularly nice brand of youth hostel I used in Germany, off and on. It’s uncanny, actually, how closely this resembles a nice A&O hostel, except it’s meant to be permanent.

Team Grampa.

THANK YOU MY GOD THANK YOU.

How did I not know that black WWII veterans didn’t get the GI Bill?

“...his life is being ruined without him even being able to defend himself in any meaningful way”

Ugh. I mean, just UGH.

Fuck this shit. They should absolutely allow guns at that convention. All those good guys with guns — what could be safer?

Maybe my Outrage Button is on the fritz, but I have no problem with any of this:

Uh, no, censorship would be the government preventing these asshats from starting up their own film festival.

#weareallmooseydeers

That’s how internet cynicism works. So yes, if Asian, I’d think some kind of trafficking thing. Muslim, I’d figure some kind of religion thing. White, I’d figure some kind of meth and/or psycho white guy thing.

Works for me.

Yes. We obviously internet too much, because I was all, “Oh, please. She’ll turn up with a bunch of diaries detailing years of abuse, and a smoking gun in her bra.”

I mostly agree, but this show saved my life when I had all the seasons loaded onto my IPad while stuck in Houston-and-then-Chicago Airports for 72 hours. Or maybe it saved other lives, actually.

She probably hasn’t seen jack shit, though.

wut.

This has saved my good humor for the day. You have done the work of the angels. Thank you.