I hate those people. Also, Doofuses (Doofi?), the operative word is is “choose”.

“Due to her medical condition, Detectives have not been able to interview the victim and any decision on the filing of criminal charges will not come until after we speak with the victim,” the Sheriff’s office wrote.”

If she survives, I devoutly hope her next stop is 2-5 in prison for child endangerment.

Noche Mexicana.

I think this firm is going to have to consider a new name. Total re-boot.

I know everyone likes to be all Reagan Reagan Reagan, but I thought she was a terrible president.

Coasters. Or trivets. Oven mitts. I mean, this is a straight up gold mine.

Point.

I like Red Lobster. I know it’s wrong, but I don’wanna be right. And does Black Eyed Pea still exist? Those places were nom.

If I’m another teacher in that school, that kid and anyone who joined him wouldn’t have lives worth living. I’d make it my mission to oversee their behavior, their work and their college admissions, very carefully indeed.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

PLOOM? No. Fuck that.

My Uncle Bud had polio as a kid. I think he would use his extremely overdeveloped upper body (dude could take a flight of stairs in his wheelchair) to strangle an anti-vaxer, were he told about that stupidity.

this is why the good lord made produce aisles.

As a waitress (or busboy/cocktail waiter in this situation, because the chef was probably serving from the grill) it’d suck. But it’s also true that, short of refusing to pay the check/leaving before they’re served, the tip is the only place to make a statement about their experience.

His legal team really needs to spend more time keeping him out of jail and less time creating (or letting him create) godawful press. Suing someone for talking to a DA is not a good look.

Yes. The US is proof.

In the US, elections are non-compulsory and on weekdays (republicans prefer it this way). We only get about 40-45% of us to the polls.

Mabye. Me, is that you?