I used to be because of some annoying vegetarians around me, but now I don't care and I realized I was pretty ridiculous. Now I just get angry at stuck-up people, which is a far better reason to be mad at someone. :)

"If you're bored, then you're boring." - Harvey Danger

That's actually a better, more succinct pitch than half of the real ones out there. There are basically two types: ones like your hypothetical, which are "I'm an artist and would like to make a creative endeavor; help give me the funds with which to do it and reap the rewards of the endeavor"; and much more vague…

That's about right. Though usually from what I've seen it's more like "I'll make some hats for other people with the yarn they bought me" - people just begging for a hand out.

I don't know if you already did it but I did a google search and that is comparable to a 2130 now.

wait, you can use calculators now?! WHAT. THE. HELL?!

Don't kid yourself: you killed the SAT. That is an awesome old school score.

High five! I got a 1410, too! I did that without a calculator? No wonder my math score was sucky.

I've determined that the hallmark of maturity is the ability to admit when you fuck up and accept the consequences that follow. So few people are able to do that, it seems.

Yup, I work with someone like that. I started this job eager to befriend my co-workers, since we all have the same major and are struggling to find better jobs in our field, and since I don't have many friends here, but she's been so cold and mean-girlsesque to me no matter how many attempts I made at friendship…

Michael Easy is incredible in Almost Human. Give me an ealy urban sandwich please

Oh, it's already happening to one extent or another. I know there are some clinics out there that will do sex-selective IVF.

The future, as they say, is already here.

Use of some word followed by "nazis", or mention of Godwin's Law.

Standard comment about assholes who don't eat like I think they should, followed by nutritional expertise that I overheard somewhere. Accusation that people who either do or don't eat gluten are morons. Dismissal of all medical problems of any kind in either direction.

Truly, Madly, Deeply. *sigh*

word - how is it that something which is basically pure sugar could taste so bland and chalky? i have a box right here on my desk - serving size: 28g. sugars: 27g. what, is that one other gram some sort of 'magic berry' that quietly murders your taste buds?