Great thought. Or maybe T-Pain could just get the little one tickets for a free boat ride. With mermaids and flippy floppies. Someone who is good at knitting could make the nautical themed pashmina afghan.

I am just anti belly button piercing for either sex because of that. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Belly buttons are gross.

I just had one removed (I'm in for heart surgery at the moment) and I had the same one in for three days. I wasn't awake for the putting in part but, based solely on the removal, I can't imagine doing that more than once a day.

My parents have a great picture of my dad as a kid, in some rain gear and boots, absolutely COVERED in mud and has that just-about-to-cry expression on his face. Just shows that the hose is a great deterrent to most kids.

What is it with the neighbor children? Damn- mine are just to the level of nasty that I am half tempted to run a hose to the back of the house for this very same reason.

Probably it's not needed, but if somebody figures more is better and gets their doctor to prescribe 200 , then they can bill Medicare for 200 and the catheter company makes more money. Seriously, the amount of Medicare fraud around that kind of supply is fairly disgusting.

I have a relative who caths, and in their case, they have a decreased sensation that tells them when it's time "to go." So many people who use catheters do so on a pretty set schedule, where they cath every 4-5 hours, which averages out to about six a day. If you have decreased nerve signals and you don't get the…

So does Harry Styles like:

Lucy gifs! Where have you been all my life?

Only one medication is worthy of no copay?

GREAT answer.

I actually got near tears a couple days ago. My kids are usually very appreciative of our flowers. They helped me plant them. They water them.

And lo, everyone screamed, "Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my Gooooood!" and it was good.

WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT GETS CAUGHT IN THE HAIR

I'm kind of an overprotective Dad ... but "Come at me little bro" may actually be the finest sentence I've read this year.

I think I may love you.

When I was growing up we lived on a relatively busy road and I had a BFF across the street. My mom always told me to walk the 10-20 feet down to the corner and cross there when I visited the BFF but one day, when she was watering the flowers by the road, I chose to cross right in front of our houses. She didn't even…

This made me laugh. Now I know how I'm going to handle the little fucker that ruined my peonies.