All Day I Dream About Suction-aspiration

Yeah, no, we're not having this conversation again, I got called enough names the last time.

Give up. Hydrangeas are the perfect target. They look like baseballs and explode into a spiral of color. They're like dandelions graced by god. I'm twenty three and still can barely contain myself around them.

[grips hilt of ancestral greatsword] Radfems are coming...

Ok, I absolutely love you for this. Spray away! It's hilarious, harmless, and teaches a valuable lesson. Kids need a little unpredictability in their lives, keeps them learning.

I have to look up when Kermit was on Stephen Colbert on YouTube.

Reading this? I just feel so...old.

That's true. Even worked his magic on Jehovah witness.

his head does sort of look like a potato.

Too funny.

Oy, you shared this post to Powderroom accidentally.

Wow, thanks for the insight! We have a truly weird system, but I'm glad you were prepared at least. It's not like there wasn't time in this case!

Amazing. Thank you.

I see a lot of people here trying to argue or reason with you. I won't. You're a bigot and an asshole and because of that any comment you make is moot. If you were my child I would disown you. You're not a good example of anything except how racism and prejudice are still disgusting stains that dirty this country and…

I would eat him, Charming or no. Because Tater, that's why!

I like Charming Tater.

Other "nicknames" I've heard are: Chay Tates (from this site) and Chatum.

You are so out of your depth in this conversation, mainly because you can only see things through your own standards and your own experience.

This is everything.

Awww, it's funny because it's sorta true!

My office had a witness that we go through 2 major prep sessions and no matter what she just barreled on and ignored all the advice. She was just too emotionally invested and anytime she remembered how hurt she felt she just went off the topic and brought up inadmissible events. Thankfully the defendant didn't show up…