Maybe these gits believe it because animal-fucking is kind of a problem for certain persuasions. Google "Neal Horsely." Yeah, I'm serious.

Anyone else remember dolphinsex.org? So many of my early lols were had over this is-it-fake-or-not website: http://www.dolphinsex.org/

He'll be caught at Sea World with a wide stance.

Amazing.

Al Capone's vault was empty when Geraldo "opened" it because Billy Ray got there first!

Add Andre 3000 and the Mammoths will rise again!

Awww, thanks! I'm going to go drink some BUCK-WILD LEMONADE now. :D

Seriously where were you my junior year of college when I made an extremely ill advised and non-sober decision to make a duct tape top for a party??? The only plus is that when I had my friend rip it off of me in the bathroom later that night I was too drunk to really notice much.... but the next day I sure noticed!

My experience exactly!! Minus the peanuts, because ew. And I was nauseated. But that watercolor and I — we're best friends now.

They probably like to pretend their product it used for other things. Like those vibrators that pretend to be back massagers.

I used to volunteer at an organization in the Northwest called DanceSafe. We would have a booth at raves and EDM festivals, and for a one dollar donation we would put your pill in a machine and it can tell us, quite accurately, if high traces of ammonia and other solvents were present ("UM, sorry but this is mostly…

I had a huge brain-bomb dropped on me while I was on mushrooms. I had eaten them around noon at my friend's apartment, and since it was our other friend's birthday and she lived downstairs, I went to go say happy birthday. Someone besides her opened the door, which threw me off any way, but then I hear my friend…

Maybe he did too much? I ate over 6 grams my first time (very stupid, I know) and had an awful trip. Luckily I had friends who took care of me or I may well have injured myself. You really aren't anywhere near reality.

First time, sure. I'd feel reasonably safe taking mushrooms, or if I still chewed up morning glory seeds, doing that alone, because I've met my tripping self, and he's pretty crazy but not injuriously so. I have trouble imagining someone responding the way this guy did to mushrooms. Just made me want to laugh and…

Yeah, what tainted cow pad did his friend dig these from, mindfucktopia? Gah, this poor dude! I've never encountered a drug* that made me want to claw off my labia or breasts.

Yeah, I contemplated quantum physics and string theory (even though I didn't know what they were at the time) but I never, ever, did anything violent.

Seriously. The last time I took mushrooms I thought I was in an episode of Ghostwriter and that the figures on my friends shower curtain were dancing.

AH GODS I will never ever do drugs. I mean, I smoke weed occasionally, but all I do is get hungry. I'm the most boring Millennial ever.

I've seen bad trips but violence like this only occurs when people are already suffering from mental illness or paranoia then they top it off with a halluceniogen.