My question too. I've never heard of mushrooms making anyone anything but happy and chill and silly. Maybe he took some bath salts and then ate a pizza?

I don't know why, but for some reason I don't believe you.

Right? The worst trip I've ever had involved me fainting, getting really introspective and weepy, and throwing up a little bit. No where near any kind of self-mutilation.

He either did the wrong kind of mushroom, or he had a pre-existing condition in his brain that was very, very wrong. I cannot even imagine the horror (nor do I want to).

My first thought was "errr, were those mushrooms dipped in PCP, perhaps?" Because wow. And OW. OW. OWWWWW!

And imagine if he had known that the culottes were underwear! Sexy, sexy French revolutionaries.

ZOMG please tell me where I can get that gif!

Sans Culottes = Sans Pants no? LOL the Sans Pants movement is my favorite, I do it every day after work.

I'm watching this gif while listening to "Body Movin'" by the Beastie Boys and it is making me indescribably happy.

Don't we usually consider the French Revolution & the sans culottes who stormed the Bastille good things?

OBVIOUSLY MILEY CYRUS IS "A."

He's the caretaker of the set so they can roll it back out for the "Mars landing." Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Yeah, this is pretty awesome!

Ooh, someone should write that!

Mr. Robochester

I would totally be into that story, especially if she and Bertha join forces.

He's D.B. Cooper!

Well, call me crazy but I like the idea of a comic book Jane Eyre. Sure, it won't be traditional but I'll defy anyone not to tear up on the last page when Jane, after all of her hardships, is finally embraced in Mr. Rochester's strong, supportive bionic claws.

Billy Ray was on the Grassy Knoll clutching President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate. (According to Wikipedia Billy was only two years old at the time of the Kennedy assassination, but why let that ruin a good story!)