Maybe Billy Ray knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!

Considering that Ray is having a divorce, it looks like he might have been having an affair with the woman Miley's pictured with.

This is another great photo of them — look at the dancing!

You know, at brokeass weddings I've attended, they had a fake cake made out of frosted styrofoam or some such bs, and proper fluffy cake that came hidden from the kitchen. That is good cake.

Isn't this just sex work? I mean, it's just sex work, right?

She's ridiculously OCD (one recipe calls for 1/3 of an egg) but if you follow her instructions they work out perfectly!

We got married on Halloween! It was awesome, but we got strong-armed into a more traditional event than we had really wanted. I still walked down the aisle to Metallica, though, and it was a super fun party. Also, we get our choice of awesome parties to attend every year on our anniversary.

I only go to weddings for the cake. I went to a wedding once, and they had pie instead of cake, so I took my gift back on the way out. Well, actually I couldn't find my gift, so I just took a gift.

Do you have Rose Levy Beranbaum's Cake Bible? I frequently have large dinner parties just so I have an excuse to make a wedding cake. Which I frost in garish colours, naturally. It's ever so much fun, and nobody makes fun of me much because then they won't be invited to the next dinner party!

I'm against it because I want my state to have a monopoly on the institution, and thereby bring in all that delicious catering money.

I loathe all weddings for everyone and like traditional commitment ceremonies because, while I realize this wasn't the intent, I could amuse myself with the idea that they were also giving the finger to many of the ludicrous customs associated with weddings.

That's exactly why I'm for same-sex marriage — because it's an opportunity for more cake. I love cake.

Thanks! It was a heavy metal wedding so we had spikes on everything! XD

My response to them is this: "If you don't approve of gay marriage for whatever batshit reason, don't have one. If you're invited to a wedding and you disapprove, don't go. More cake for the rest of us!"

I love weddings, because, I mean, yay for people in love or whatever, but FANCY DRESSES AND DANCING AND CAKE!

Devra, Cheryl, Sofie, and Keith? I would be willing to bet ONE MILLION DOLLARS that mom and dad are, like, sociology professors.

Aww! I wanna add my parents and my own marriage picture! Me and my red head!

I'll try to be nice... oh screw it.

Well, don't feel too bad. They stopped making them two years ago. I are sads.

For me, it was when I found out said animal was a monkey. He owned a monkey.