I've been trying to find better proof, since I know I've read about it before, admittedly through anecdotal accounts. But they talk a little bit about it here.

Listen. If this lady were handing out legal advice as a non-lawyer, she would be engaged in the unauthorized practice of law.

Looks like a Dictaphone to me: note to self, grow hair back.

Oh, please don't misunderstand—I'm not trying to give him a pass on anything. And yes, that whole monkey fiasco (apparently there's been a second case—with a second primate) was incredibly disgusting.

All I'm saying is that he's more of a product of his upbringing and immediate environment than inherently a bad human…

I want her to be playing Dr. Mario SO BADLY.

Haha. It's a flip video camera. I has one! I actually really like it.

Flip camera.

It's a camera. I looks like one of those flip video cameras.

I disagree; a half-shaved head looks stupid on everyone.

Michael Bay wanted to make the turtles aliens rather than mutants. I don't think we should expect anything from this movie whatsoever. If Roger Ebert had lived, it might have furnished one of his hilariously cruel reviews, but now there's no hope even of that.

I don't think that ethically-sourced jeans in any size can cost less than $30, unless they're second-hand. I mean, how could you pay employees who made the product a living wage, ensure that they have good working conditions and ship it halfway accross the world for that amount of money? I don't think this is an…

At some point, I just kind of threw up my hands and decided that I couldn't really care about sweatshops at the moment because I can't very well walk around naked, and it is damned near impossible if not ACTUALLY impossible to find clothing that is ethically made/sourced, in my size, and affordable. It's just not.

I mean, I'll feel a little bad about it, but I don't have the luxury of not shopping there. There are too many cheap items that fit me that are easy to get, and I'm poor and need clothes to wrap around my fat. DOTS is probably as bad, but I go there. Recently I realized that although Dress Barn is preppy, it's also…

And the fat-shamers come flooding in.... Let's keep them, gray, ok?

I don't know going to a Dave Matthews concert/wearing his band shirts/having his decals on your car is still a very bro/fraternity thing at my school (granted we are practically in the middle of nowhere but still...). And in the town where I grew up too. Honestly, I'm not trying to be rude but the people in my town…

Yeah, if they were barking, they were Q's. If anybody else does it, it's Gimmick Infringement. They also get the Omega symbol branded on their bodies. That's right: Branded.

Sounds like a Q (Omega, Psi Phi). They're obnoxious enough that you wouldn't have forgotten them.

Maybe she's just a fan of John Witherspoon's character in Friday?

I am also not allowed to procreate because I want to name my children after old AIM screennames. "Finish your dinner, BaByGrl98. And don't you start with me Ravin925."

Were their colors purple and gold?