Nik Richie belongs in the alt-bro/reviled corner. Also happens to be a dead ringer for Stalin.

This is obviously Andrew W.K., right? The resemblance in the face...

My BF claims to have enjoyed Guinness and cereal ("beerios"), but only when hung over.

I guess that depends on how tainted those memories are by the knowledge that he probably had your family executed.

The Hootie Bro! My stars, I had almost forgotten. :D They were gentle dudes, in my area. Very willing to tag along to Lilith Fair concerts, liked to drive those early 90s Suzuki Sidekicks :D Aww.

...until he sends you to a labor camp.

Just cast to play young Stalin in an upcoming movie...

That's what I use the almond milk for. I used to use coconut milk for icecreams, but almond milk is less fattening and there's no coconut taste to confuse matters - it tastes more like the real thing. My go-to recipe is this chocolate sorbet, but the intensity is waaaaay too rich, so I only use a 1/2 the cocoa powder…

I'm allergic to dairy and I've never put water on my cereal. I grew up just eating my cereal dry, so the thought of putting *any* liquid on my cereal is just gross to me. I've had people ask me if I put water in my cereal and I just stared at them like there was something seriously wrong with them. Sorry, but…

He's allergic to diaries? Have you tried him on journals?

Broseph Stalin (not pictured)

My grandfather put orange juice on his corn flakes. So...

Almond milk is the greatest invention ever. (I'm allergic to dairy in excess. Now I can eat granola and make my own almost-icecream!)

Yeah. That must make it pretty easy for them to ignore (and misrepresent) any actual scientific evidence concerning abortion - after all, it just isn't relevant to them. Of course, this means their entire OB/GYN practice was an irrelevancy as far as they were concerned...

Agreed. As much as I don't want to say this about HBIC Hilary - I worry about her. And the awful, hateful things that will be said. That woman has given so much, I just want her to have an amazing retirement.

Yeah, they wouldn't be caught dead looking so bad!

Whoa whoa whoa. I am a mortician...

A friend has a son named Quinn Noah. I have had many a giggle over his name, which in my mind is just misspelled. And, coincidentally, the whole family is on the Paleo diet.

"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends." </nerd>

Had my first miscarriage when Gingrey was my doctor, about 15 years ago. Sat bleeding in the waiting room for over an hour. Then I got the, "It happens to everyone," schpeil. One of his partners was even worse with my next miscarriage, telling me everything was fine even though there was no heartbeat. I kept…