1.) Right, everyone who gets the death penalty is guilty. Keep thinking that.

Yeah, it's a great question. Tea length is fabulous, which is kind of what they seem to be going for, except... failing? I have no idea. But I've been pretty confident most Hollyweird stylists have been trying to see what they can feed to unsuspecting stars/the public for a few years now. It's the only explanation…

Coburn, just... leave. If you are "pro-life" and "support the death penalty" for anyone I'm done talking to you because the amount of cognitive dissonance that requires is beyond ridiculous... here's a fetus, not a person, protect at all costs. Here's a fully formed actual person with a life and everything. That's…

Sandy's been really weird with the shoe/dress length combo during promo for this movie, too. It's actually starting to bug me - her dresses are all at a weird shin length that is just WRONG for her shoe choices. (And really, I think wrong for her body - she needs shorter or longer, not shin length.)

Melissa needs a new stylist. She is a pretty lady, but her outfits do not work.

It kills me that politicians in this day and age can still invoke the fucking Bible as a reason to do or not do something. Come ON people, keep your religious nonsense out of it. If you can't justify something with science and reason like a grown-up (or hell, like a high school freshman in debate class) then SHUT UP.

Before we kick off the Texas bashing lets remember that 80% of the people here oppose this bullshit.

My parents got a husky puppy last year. She does the whole eyes-rolled-back-and-twitching thing. Add that to the fact that she already has the husky demon face, all I can think is DEMON DOG IS DEMON POSSESSED IT IS SO CUTE. Although she did scare the crap out of me one night when she snuck upstairs and I saw her…

Yeah but they can always fall back upon hot flashes to explain away any female hysteria

Thank you so much for covering this Doug. We're in bad shape up here. We're happy the death toll is so small, but this is one of the worst disasters in Canada's history. Red Cross donations and such from our neighbors down south would be much appreciated.

" just because she has more on her chest"

Apropos of nothing, did you notice that the last three El Presidentes (including the current one) have all been left-handed? And that's 'sposed to kill you, too.

It is a shitty job. Being president seems to age everyone in dog years; one year served equally 7 years of aging and stress and deterioration.

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that becoming president might statistically decrease your lifespan, because an absurd number of presidents died far younger than the average life expectancy for their time/race/class/socioeonomic bracket. It certainly ages you - take a look at pictures of any president on their…

Yeah, that's true. You know the saying: Politics ain't beanbag. It's a full-contact sport and you need skin as thick as lead. But Hilary is as tough as they come and she can dish it out with the best of them. She'll run and she'll win.

You forget - this would require basic science, and if there's one thing we can't trust it's anything that Moses didn't bring down from the mountain, and that means science.

Well, if pointing out the misogyny in the "Wanderin' Womb" argument doesn't work, we can always point out the fact that at the age of 69, Hillary Clinton is almost certainly not menstruating anymore.

Totally agree with that. I feel like, no matter who you are, that job is going to take chunks of your soul with it, you know what I mean? And I can't wait for the ol' Wanderin' Womb argument to get dragged out again! "She can't be President, she's batshit crazy a fourth of the month!"

That sucks. I would love that. My friends and I are poor. We give very small gifts, or nothing. When we do get Christmas gifts, my partner and I are extremely grateful.

It's shocking when you find out there are grown adults who still don't understand what the point of a gift is! Like no one in your whole life ever told you "it's the thought that counts"? And handmade stuff counts the most, especially when it's thoughtful!