It sounds like you made truly wonderful gifts, and those people sound like turds.

I think that's a sweet gift, and I cannot believe that people can be so tacky.

They at least did you the favor of revealing their putrid character sooner rather than later, so you know not to waste any more effort on them as friends. I hope you defriended them on the spot (both on FB and in real life). Who has time for that?

Ooof, what a couple of jerks.

Hello, friends! So I'm about to go to a bunch of weddings, and I have a question about gift etiquette.

Yep! Not worth the hassle for casual sex.

Oh God. Mine does this. It's almost like he knows how much it creeps me out, 'cause he faces me while he does it.

Not usually while he's twitching. Just when he's rolled onto his back and exposing himself to the world.

On the other hand, should business ever slack off...

Would you say you wouldn't be caught dead with filthy hands?

I think all the ones that make it to the competition are Chinese Crested/Chihuahua mixes. Okay looking dog breeds on their own, but mix the two and you get a hideous hairless ratbeast.

My 8 year old dogs still twitch in their dreams. And sleep-bark and sleep-move-their-legs-like-they're-running. So presumably it's not totally about learning how to move their legs and stuff.

I shall twist all the nipples of my enemies!

Same here. So many partners of mine spent all their time and energy on my clit and it can fucking hurt! I give direction, they ignore, oral is not fun. I don't let casual hook-ups go down on me any more. It's not b/c I have body issues, it's because I don't like bad head!

I suspect the judges are trying to move away from the domination of the Chinese Crested from ugly dog competitions. Affirmative action of a sort for other dog breeds. I would be curious as to the history of the Chinese Crested and why people thought that designing a dog to look that way would be desirable.

I had a dream that I had a pygmy elephant as a pet. It was about the size of a great dane and acted a lot like a dog. It was a good dream. The elephant and I were best friends and we spent days playing in the backyard and bonding. But then I found out that there are no pygmy elephants and I cannot own one.

My college roommate had a Chinese Crested and it visited the apartment once when her family came. He was a "defective" one (they called him lovingly) because he had hair, and when they bought the dog he was shaved so they couldn't tell.

I'm sorry, but I AM advocating violence.

Try talking to an architecture major and see if you feel the same way

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