I love your response. But uugggghhh, Foucault. Is there anything more obnoxious than college students talking about Foucault?

Or broken his finger! Don't you ever put your finger in my face. Nuh-uh!

Now, see, on The Sopranos, when a guy said that to Janice Soprano, she put 3 slugs into his heart, right there at the dinner table. I don't think this would be out of character at Fox, and it would be in keeping with their definition of civil discourse.

I can't get the videos to load, so I'm probably way off base, but in my experience you leap over the desk in order to obtain justice via nipple-twisting.

Bacon jam? Excuse me, is this legitimate?

Rimshot!!

That poor ghost.

I hope so, I'm kind of proud of that joke.

"STAR TREK, case closed."

Oh, no. A punch in the throat is too good for him. She should have grabbed him by the balls and said, "Who's gonna cry now?"

Ugh, seriously. It's just such a shitty thing to say. The garnish on top of a shit sandwich.

How was she supposed to twist his nipples with that desk in the way?

Doubtful. If Michelle Bachmann had had one decent going over by a man, woman, an animal, vegetable or mineral she probably wouldn't be such a nasty bitch.

I still do that! It's some sort of a guilty pleasure, but also because it's one of the quickest ways to get rid of unwanted attention.

"It also shut down the dude trying to call me a baby deer. Bring it broseph."

I know two people who are hunters like this. I don't know if they hunt endangered species specifically, but I know their goal is to kill an elephant one day. I hate them. Hate them.

... You could hit back with those things but then the majority of the women here would have hit back by walking away.
Lady said she wasn't interested in him, you should probably take her word for it.

<3 u, butter. I know Paula Deen tried to adopt you as her own, but I've always known you belong to The People.

I feel like now that I know it exists, I will be able to get a lot of use out of it.

Asking to kiss a woman is awkward, but shoving your cock in her hand isn't? Get out of here. Not only is that far, far more awkward than a request to kiss, but it's also the least sexy thing you could possibly do in that situation.