kathatherlee
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Breathplay is restricting the breath, right? I don't think that would be so hot (or even safe) for me since I've had so many near-death asthma attacks. But yeah, I'm definitely open to trying things and seeing how they feel, when I'm in a secure, trusting relationship. I like the sound of selfish nights! I'm a great

Well, that's different. That's like "honey, I'm going to gently tie up your arms with this soft dressing gown belt, and I'm doing it so that you lie back and really enjoy all the loving I'm about to bestow on your beautiful body which is so, so attractive to me. Close your eyes and just really get into it. Remember,

It sounds like a good cause, I'm a little afraid that I'm one of the targets with my camelbak water bottle, do I need to get rid of it now? (please say no!)

I prefer the smack-wich technique, but yours is good too. I hold, you hit!

We are cut from the same cloth. (Although I don't see myself ever being cool with that particular kind of role play. I'm fine with it existing for other people, but I don't want it.)

Well, after reading that one I am all like "DUMP THAT BITCH NOW." And I'm a chick! If a friend of mine was like "Jim's velociraptor impression is so lame," I would immediately say "You do not deserve him." But this discussion is purely theoretical because I would never be friends with a woman like that.

Better to get his medical license revoked and slap him in his big, fat, pride. Question is how do we get his medical license revoked?

Can we talk about the "let's aggressively push her head down on my cock" motion? Nothing will make me hate a guy faster than that. It feels so fucking demeaning and controlling, to me... I'm just speaking for myself here, but I seize up and feel like I need to RUN if someone does that.

You're a better woman than I am. I want to set his face on fire.

I would be willing to hold him in place while you do this.

I always find it so funny that we say "You sound like a velociraptor / pterodactyl / t-rex" when nobody, anywhere, EVER has heard those things! But it's like, we know, man. We just know.

You're a better woman than I am. I'd like to slap this homophhobic, sexist shit till his face burned.

You must not have learned in school that smacking is what FATHERS do just a little bit best. Silly woman!

They've announced that Episode VII will ignore established Extended Universe lore. So... not only with their not be a Darth Cadeus film, there probably won't even be a Jacen or a Jaina. Which makes me saddest, considering how into the Young Jedi Knights series I was as a wee'un.

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Everyone needs to watch this amazing cover of the Jurassic Park theme song. Click it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

Ah ha! But prior to the release of the prequels, did not Lucas declare the Extended Universe canonical?

I mean, I don't blame the guy for shifting gears, honestly—if I were sitting on top of a giant golden hoard of nerd bucks, I'd be exploiting the garbage out of it too—if not for myself, then so my kids and their

I am refreshed by this roundup because anything I usually see from Reddit makes me lose faith in humanity (men especially). This is the kind of thing that's just par for the course in relationships. I think it's pretty endearing, actually. (Especially the velociraptor one!)

Do they also have a segment seeing how much you can prank the homeless for a sandwich?

HIGH FIVE for being good in bed! I am as well - all respondents to my post-sex survey rated me 10 out of 10.

As a related aside - it makes me SO ANGRY when people view Jez commenters' justified hurt feelings or anger as some sort of form of cute entertainment. I see it all the time - "Oh, I told my Jezzie cousin about this, and it was so funny - she got sooooo angry" "oh, [on vaguely women-related article] can't wait for