I think that's happening because rip-off porn is more likely to come up in search results if it parrots the title.

At least Edward Penishands had a little creativity.

It is a very underappreciated line, I'd agree. I've always been partial to the evil giraffe bit. And the dog that gets all affronted when accused of stealing a biscuit. People of the world!

I vaguely remember hearing about a porn parody of Tron Legacy that came out called - wait for it - Pron.

He's already a senior citizen, load him up on rich sauces and let the gout get him. No proof that way.

So my choice is: "or death?!" I'll have the chicken, please.

She goes around pointing:

Oh, Nigella. Time for some slicing 'n' dicing with one of your superb kitchen implements.

That was the best magazine ever - I would read it cover to cover and my husband would too. It appealed to men and women. I can't understand why it folded.

God I love Geordie accents. So great. <3

As a Nashville girl who has just spent a month in Ireland and the UK, if someone asks me one more time if I'm a cowgirl, I'll cut someone. Southern, yes; hillbilly - depends on the context; but there were no ranches in Tennessee! Quit telling me which Spars have chewing tobacco!

I work outside, in Texas, in long clothes all year. The only saving grace is that they are all cotton. I can't imagine being in hose and suits, polyester, in summer...you poor thing!

The Official Queen's Birthday is basically a hangover from when Edward VII (the Queen's Great Grandfather decided to move the celebration of his birthday from his actual birthday in November to the first, second or third Sunday in June to get better weather. Since then we have always held the Official Birthday in June…

Heh. I'm amused by all the Longhorn Steakhouses and Texas Roadhouse Grills here. Those would never fly in TX.

I was born and raised in Houston but have lived in Atlanta since college. Texas ain't "the South" due to the lack of sweet tea. (And people here still give me side-eye when I ask for unsweet tea. I want it to taste like *tea*, dammit, not syrup.)

Well, royalty or no (no), I always have a week of celebrations, or as I like to call them, commemorations, for my birthday.

"Queen's Birthday" is a public holiday here in New Zealand, and I guess across the Commonwealth. My guess is that whoever the monarch is has that day as their "birthday" for simplicity's sake.

Texas is Texas. It's not the south, although it does border on Southwest. Basically, if you can't get either shrimp and grits or white cheese dip, it's not the south.

Technically, if anything that was in the Confederacy is considered "the South", then Texas is indeed part of "the South." However, as far as attitudes, culture, and other hallmarks of the traditional Deep South go, it seems like the eastern 5th of Texas is the best candidate for being part of "the South", whereas the…

It's a weather thing, at least in part.