Hey! Firstly, how are YOU holding up? Not like romantically or anything, just in General? 16 years gone, that’s big and scary and sucky. And honestly, when my marriage imploded, I didn’t look for a guy I really *liked* for a while. I was alone and I watched terrible tv and I fucked dudes when I was horny and I drank…

I know that we are in a weird place with the Russians, but seriously- how is there NOT a movie about the Night Witches? Get all those young hot Hollywood gals as hard drinking, filthy mouthed Russian bombers. Bombers so frightening and badass- *Nazis* assumed they were witches with no sound but the fucking wind and…

I feel like I’ve heard that the Olympic Village is basically just a giant super hot, super fit, bodies like gods, orgy anyhow. And I for one, approve

I recently(uh, last year or so) switched from ultra(ish) high end make up (NARS, Dior, MAC, Laura Mercier) to drugstore stuff. I’m now all ELF, L’oreal, Maybelline and the like.

“So **WE** can succeed” I think that is just so beautiful. The stronger/better together. Goddamm Pixar. Making me feels

Well too fucking bad. I vote every election.

Also works as- Jesus: ”I hate American conservatives just so, so much”

That person in the photo can’t even plan out a fucking poster, of course they aren’t smart enough to plan parenthood. Jesus I hate American conservatives just so, so much

Literally fuck all of these people and their shitty versions of events with a rake. Government conspiracies are just more fun when they are hiding the existence of aliens and bigfoot-not when they are willfully obscuring knowledge of domestic violence.

I was gonna post this, and ya beat me to it.

That IS Noel Fielding! Oh, good. I haven’t followed much about the new Bake Off and thought I was just hallucinating Vince Noir

Super Callous, fragile racist, extra braggadocious.

Wow, thanks Mark. What a sad, unproductive echo chamber this discussion would have been without your scorching hot take.

I don’t know about other kids, but I started smoking because during breaks, all the cool older people at my job smoked- including the college aged assistant managers.standing out with them kept me in the loop, and it became a “thing” to have a cigarette while standing there. I did community theater- same thing. Peer…

Now, and please tell me if I’m wrong, but I thought DRAG was a male who identifies as a man performing a female character, and when a trans woman has a larger than life female character it was high femme and no longer drag per se.

But- counterpoint. While I don’t have a graduate degree, I have two bachelors and started in on my masters. I had a tough time getting jobs in *retail*. There is this idea that you can just traipse out and grab a job, la di dah- and in reality, it isn’t necessarily that easy. Highly educated people can be seen as…

It will DEFINITELY be Reese Witherspoon playing Gilbert.

Don’t forget Bob Ross! He seemed like a good egg

If you really REALLY wanted to make fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ appearance, why wouldn’t you go with the literal POUNDS of contouring and makeup she wears? I mean, jeeeeze. That makeup is bad and she should feel bad.

Yeah, I feed my addiction with the library and my Kindle. Less evidence, but more books so