Alternately, the chicken fingers at Calabash places tend to be fuckin’ incredible and also I hate fish.

The libertarian trinity

“Don’t call me unless you are ready for me to bring the pain”

Because it is Earth Day, Don Cheadle as Captain Planet for your viewing pleasure

Berkeley’s College Democrats (or whatever liberal group has any pull) should just send out a bunch of emails to well known lefty celebrities. I’m sure ONE of them would agree to make an appearance on campus at the same time as Ann(if only to fuck her over)

Also also: see Casey Affleck for the sad, Arty version of blue collar

Not gonna lie. I would absolutely watch Tucker Carlson slowly lose his mind by being on air 24/7. Until he is just a jerking, shuddering Max Headroom with a bow tie.

Dibs on a Doof Warrior!

I’m in Tacoma, and really more worried about US preemptive strike, means NK sets off all their shit, means maybe China throws in a bomb for fucks and giggles means a wafting cloud of radioactive death comes rolling into Seatac “On the Beach” style.

Ok, so I really, REALLY like the color green. Hands down, favorite color. I couldn’t live in a house that was ENTIRELY green though. Especially if it was all the same shade of green. And it seems like Trump has one gold that is (I) GOLD (/I) and then splashes EVERYTHING in that same singular color/metal. I would just…

Janet Jackson’s skin is just preternaturally AMAZING in the photo. Just insane. Is that like a filter? How do I get that?!

But I try to ride ONE T-Rex skeleton and suddenly I’m not longer welcome at the natural history museum

My abortion was hands down, A number one, BEST decision I have *ever* made. I will do my best to defend that right for others, it’s why I clinic escorted

“wow. Ok. So, we were trying to capitalize on the fact that protesting is like big right now. Because we are a huge company, and capitalizing on stuff is like, what we *do*. I don’t know what you guys are so upset about. I mean, peace! Love! Caramel colored sugar water! We are showing off a bunch of hot hotties who…

Fuck Bob Dylan. I don’t want to hot take or anything(even though I personally don’t think he deserves it at all), but if he was going to be a giant wrinkled nutsack about receiving what is arguably the HIGHEST HONOR IN THE FUCKING WORLD then he should have just declined it. And I’ve seen a lot of “oh! It’s just Bob…

*YOU* know that and *I* know that and thousands of other people know that but the next time we ask “why are there no women leads in action movie’s they will point to the poor performance of movies like this one. Because it is SO MUCH EASIER for the men in charge​ to be openly misogynistic than to think about what has…

Eh... I feel like these pics are all people who seem pretty involved/focused on their partner. I assume there were multiple pictures taken of each couple, and only the ones where the lighting is all nice and it’s all framed in an editorial way and what all.

Right, because districts are drawn weird. Does it hit Sandy Springs? That’s where I worked when I was in GA

Ehhhh- isn’t District 6 like, Roswell? I’ll bet you ten bucks when they meet people from out of state they say “I’m from Atlanta-well, Roswell.” I’ll bet you 20 bucks that a huge percentage of them work in Atlanta, and take 400 right down into that cesspool on the reg. Any more, SO MUCH of north Georgia is just…

That whole city is a traffic nightmare. And 285 is just a river of pain that encircles it.