Not wanting to be a boor, even with friends and family, I don’t play the “What if Hillary did what Trump just did?” game anymore. That said, what if Hillary did even one of the weirder things that he’s done? (Not that she would, because she’s neither stupid or incompetent, but for argument’s sake....)

Chicago people are weirdly proprietary about pizza. I honestly didn’t understand probably three ingrediedients on yours. But I would at least try it.

Fuck her. I know what you’re talking about.Neglect and then laser-directed hatred and punishment. My Mom used to be whipped by a garden hose and she told me over and over again how lucky I was that I only got the hairbrush, the wooden spoon or her fists.

There’s no need to feel guilt about cutting out your Mom and your brother. Sometimes it’s a matter of self-preservation. You don’t get to choose your parents or siblings, but luckily, when you’re older, you do get to choose how you interact with them, if at all.

My cocker spaniel Darwin, and his sister Lulu (you can only see her butt here) are sending you all good thoughts and best wishes for a good diagnosis. (And if Darwin is on your side, you have nothing to fear, because he is staunch, loyal and patriotic.)

Yes, mostly it was the apricot. But it was also the other things. Fiddle heads I’m guessing are fish. What are spruce tips? Pine nuts I would get.

I knew I always liked you.

This has not always been my experience, but I’m glad it’s been yours. Honestly.

I wish you hadn’t told me about this. Seriously. I already know that Ho-Ho’s and every kind of donut is out there. And now I am a grown up with a wallet full of you-can-buy-it cards...........

I don’t understand your pizza. I believe you that it was delicious, but I don’t understand it.

My husband’s student debt is STILL like a second mortgage, and we’re 47. We pay $950 every month toward that son of a bitch, and can never get any traction because of it.

Yours is good, even great. But “I should have never, under any circumstances, have been allowed take the Presidency,” would be better.

I can’t remember what show he was on, but it was a panel discussion format. Everyone was basically trying to make sense of the contradictory timeline coming out of the White House. Then Jeffery Toobin cut in, “Can I offer another angle?” Maybe the White House is LYING?!

If our society can’t take care of the kids, what are we even doing?

Let’s hope for the bloodless revolution then.

The smell of actual shit from a bull.

I always thought I could probably find some common ground with anyone. But then Mick Mulvaney said the Government didn’t want to pay for the poor kid’s school lunches anymore because their test scores didn’t go up when the kids got to eat lunch.

I wish I could say something that would be more comforting, but this is exactly what happens in the beginning when a fledging Democracy turns into a dictatorship. Strongman leader.......check. Discredit the free press......check. Praise and over-fund the military, promote anyone craven enough to agree with your…

Sorry, just wrote basically the same thing to someone above.............We must have seen the same rant. Unless he’s just continuously ranting, which would be even better.

I found out about this about five minutes before I saw him going completely, full on apoplectic on CNN about an hour after this came out. He was basically having a total meltdown which I found incredibly reassuring because so was I.”This isn’t normal!!!! This isn’t Democracy!!!!!! The people who are being investigated…