Love the haircut, and you have an excellent face.......but how in in the hell did you steal Liz Taylor’s eyebrows? I’ve tried to get those since I was about twelve. I’m not kidding.

My hint is: College kids have Bacchanal, it works.

The Adventures of Marco Polo?

You are hilarious.

My Mom also took out a restraining order against my second ever boyfriend, when she caught us with his bong. It made going to High School, and High School parties interesting, because we couldn’t be within 100 feet of each other without the understanding that he might get arrested. No one blamed me and it made me…

I think the basic issue was money, which ironically he didn’t have until he sold it.

There used to be a show on NPR called “Car Talk” with two Italian -American brothers who were pretty funny (and who both went to MIT, but for some reason ended up car mechanics.) Anyway, anytime someone would call in a question about a Fiat, they would both kill themselves laughing and yell to each other, “Fix It…

Still, I’ve realized that Congress has to actually fund this unholy idea in its horrible real life application, so let’s all make sure to get on the phone to our Representatives starting first thing Monday. Let them know they will be primaried right out of existence if they use even so much as one of our tax dollars…

I share your frustration, but am surprised at the anger in your reply. I’m going to assume it’s directed at the Republicans.

Can Congress do anything here, or is this entirely up to Trump?

We have a Toyota now, because my husband spent a Summer in Alaska in his twenties, and he noticed that pretty much everyone there drove one. When he asked his friend why, his friend said it was really hard to get parts up there, and Toyotas broke down a lot less than other cars. I’d say that was also true of our car,…

But in France most strikes are over worker safety, paid leave and general respect of union rights. Nissan has no such worries here. Americans just mostly want to be full-time employees. Jesus, that’s sad. Yeah, I get it Trump voters, but did you have to be all in for the racism too?

So American people stop buying Nissan cars until Nissan workers are treated fairly.

Gore sold Current TV to Al Jazeera for something like $500 million, so don’t feel too sad for him on that point.

I envy your Catholic school experience. Mine is not to be pitied, because it is mine. Still, I realize that other kids got a world class education under the same system somehow, (including my Dad, thirty years earlier, who could read and speak Latin, understood a good deal of the History of Philosophy and Theology and…

I know exactly how much worse it would have been if it had actually been my sister, because I’ve seen the wrong end of the shotgun that is my Mother’s temper too many times to count.

“Paige” not “page”. Not sure I can blame autocorrect on this one, although I’d still like to try.

Al Gore is distantly related to Jimmy Carter and closely related to Gore Vidal.

My much younger sister was a Congressional page when she was 15 or 16 and kept calling my Mom to rave about how handsome Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in person. Finally my Mom called me freaking out, told me the situation, and asked if I thought she should be worried. She was prepared to fly to DC to retrieve her…

Was your school run by Jesuits? They at least take the education part, as well as the Jesus part seriously.