Think what worries me most, is the person with zero political experience is leading the party to be elected to the most powerful political position in our country. Would you want a doctor who has never used a stethoscope? Cop who has never shot a gun? Rapper who has never made it rain?

By age 15 I read every Stephen King book in the library, I had a multi tool with knives and files in my bag for my guitar, I knew a whole lot about serial killers. My schools response?

RIGHT? Oh what a RELIEF, gee thanks Police Chief guy, for letting us know that he won’t be arrested after obviously doing absolutely nothing wrong.

THIS COMMENT FORCED ME TO GUFFAW AND HAVE DRAWN THE ATTENTION OF MY COWORKERS. FOR SHAME.

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I still can’t get over Detective Dipshit “Well, it looks like a movie bomb to me.” Was it a Looney Tunes movie, sir? Is that where you’re getting your education from?

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

This makes ZERO sense. If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they evacuate the school? That’s the only reaction appropriate for a real bomb threat. It sounds like they just wanted to teach the brown kid a lesson. I’m so glad so many people are reaching out to support him, because his school sure as hell…

“and god shall smite the haters and losers”

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

I just love Kristen Stewart <3

My bestie and I were having a discussion about political party association as it pertains to empathy. As in- republicans have no empathy.

It’s gonna be on TBS and premiere sometime in Jan 2016. I can’t wait, she was my favorite correspondent.

That’s a lot of white lady casting suggestions, David.

The other cops, the actual good guys with guns, didn’t fire their guns. Imagine that.

Resting Angry Gun Discharge Face?

When I repost stories like these, I always headline them: “Today’s Responsible Gun Owner”.

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

I agree with her. Miley is an obvious one, but Rihanna has, to me, never actually seemed that special. She feels like the culmination of a lot of hard work by producers, stylists, designers, managers, and agents to produce someone who seems fresh when in fact she is just rehashing other people in a very fine way.