Spoiler alert: sodomy is actually pretty great.

But what if Robbie Amell isn’t attracted to me?!?! Can... can I try with Stephen?

HUGE crush on Jussie Smollett.

So, sort of off topic, but I actually really liked the first Sex and the City movie. The second, however, is a dumpster fire.

Her career makes me :(

Such a huge crush on Jussie.

I am fucking useless at work during August when my allergies are slowly trying to push me over the edge.

Dammit, Frank.

This is an issue in our office. I’m a dude, and I am uncomfortably warm in even the most chill settings. But the girls in our office hate the AC, so there’s really no helping anyone.

That’s a lot of “arglebargle” for a non-Jezebel article.

When was the last time you could retain an erection?

Is it Photoshop or does Leven Rambin look like a toothpick? She look healthy in Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Here’s the weird thing: she was one of the only redeeming qualities of Glee’s later seasons. She’s free to continue being a chaos demon, but I genuinely hope she doesn’t continue to get work.

Cool story.

It’s a big fucking deal, that’s why.

Clea Duvall needs to be in more stuff.