So she’s, like, a Kim Davis-style traditionalist?

Yo, Cait, Imma let you finish, but you were married three times. THREE TIMES!

...it’s a show that heavily relies on the inherent comedy of men in drag

I’m glad he gave us such good options

Kim Davis has appeared onstage and is sobbing into the microphone like a third-place Miss America runner-up.

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

Buster would be a better president than Trump.

The whole “presidential candidate and ______________ Donald Trump” thing is so much fun. I wanna play, too! Presidential candidate and that candle that is always on clearance because it smells like shit Donald Trump....

For once, a Gawker Media headline was actually highly understated. Color me surprised.

Oh damn! At first I was like ‘Okay Janet..’ and then the beat kicked in and now I’m jamming at my desk. Gurl!

There’s infinite amount of room on television for shows with mostly black casts. Let’s not get in the mindset of Hollywood execs that they need to vying for one slot.

Welcome to Hollywood!

Forgive me if I’m more concerned with the lives of citizens being murdered by trigger-happy nuts with badges than with the fee-fees of a bunch of emotionally stunted (mostly) men.

Jesus never preached against same-sex marriage, though he did preach against women who had remarried.

Good thing there’s a surplus of $1.5 million. It will make it easier for the county to pay civil rights damages to the four couples Davis has denied licenses. I bet everyone in the county who worked so hard and sacrificed so much to achieve such a large surplus will be soooooooooo glad that it’s all being pissed away…

Apple, meet orange. You should open a fruit stand.

Somehow that was worse than I thought it would be. The whole video was just her mouth, yet I imagine they spent more money on this than I did on my p.o.g. collection.

I can’t believe she actually found 4 men who would put their penis in her, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? The MadTV sketch “Lowered Expectations” comes to mind.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.