omg Jennifer Garner has been reduced to posing for stock images. Fuck you, Ben Affleck.

Was it just me, or was the accent good?

cosign.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

After several seasons watching her work all buttoned up as Detective Carter on Person of Interest (only to see her character killed off), I think she deserves ALL THE FURS and all the AUTHORITAY ever.

He has been bitching about his pay in interviews almost from the beginning. Once the show became a hit, he made it clear he would be asking for a big payday. Guess he didn’t make it clear he meant for himself. Ha! Get all that money Taraji!

Taraji is awesome. Cookie is flawless. Best part of Empire. Looking forward to the next season, now~

I don’t know if I buy that as the reason. Nothing about his relationship issues is particularly new other than the divorce. Either something’s brewing or he was an ass on set. Not like Fox started caring about women this month.

I hope they make Mariah nuts. I want her carried in by servants.

Of course she’s ecstatic, she just won life!

Best Picture Ever

I’ve always thought Howard was, if not the weakest, at least a very weak link in an otherwise strong cast. I won’t miss him or his... ‘singing’.

As someone who almost missed out on Cookie entirely (and Jussie Smollett!) because of how it rankled me to watch/something Howard starred in, I am totally okay with this.

“Standing in a field of mustard was a bad choice!”

I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.

German WASPS?

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

I am moving to the Moon with Dan Harmon, crossing my fingers I'm one of the lucky 100 that gets to go.