Pure coincidence! The amount of times I put an X on a random part of map and a body just happens to be buried there...it can happen to anyone!

To this day, this is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. Seriously, I paid for a ticket, was so bored/disgusted, that I left the theater with about 30 minutes left in the film.

Is that Allison Tolman from Fargo? Because fuck. yes.

I love American Dad but the Christmas episodes are my absolute favorite

I kind of loved this American Dad version. Will have to check this out.

So she’s, like, a Kim Davis-style traditionalist?

Yo, Cait, Imma let you finish, but you were married three times. THREE TIMES!

...it’s a show that heavily relies on the inherent comedy of men in drag

I’m glad he gave us such good options

Kim Davis has appeared onstage and is sobbing into the microphone like a third-place Miss America runner-up.

I think Kamala Khan must be doing extremely well. The Marvel Heroes 2015 game has Carol Danvers as Ms Marvel, since the game began development before she took on the Captain title, and Carol has been stuck as Ms. Marvel all this time, but they are finally changing her name, which I have to assume is to make way for…

“Supposedly, Ben Affleck’s Batman is so good that he is blowing Henry Cavill’s Superman right off the screen.”

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

Everyone’s jumping all over these Star Wars toys like BB-8, and my wife had a horrible thought - what if BB-8 is the new Jar Jar? What if this movie turns out awful and all these toys we’re so excited about turn out to be for characters that are annoying as hell?

I’m still not sure that makes up for going 15 years without being able to eat a carb though.

Evans accountant probably told him "seriously, dude... just keep banking Marvel money & you'll be retired with an island by 45. But if you retire now, you'll need to settle for a small beachfront place in Key West"

“I don’t know about you, but I plan to write a strongly-worded letter to The White Star Line about this...”

I’d offer to donate some unsold Funko figures to them, but those poor people have suffered enough.

Dude, we are allowed to care about more than one thing. It is not a contest.