Poison Ivy’s look really doesn’t do it for me. In fact, I really don’t like it. I want to play a video game in which I beat up bad guys, not ogle lasciviously at some lady. Why do AAA video games have to do shit like this? Who actually wants to jerk off to Ivy so bad that they include this male gaze-y shit in here?

I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to know where this is going.

The only moral abortion is my abortion.

but it’s DIFFRINT

In their defense, in some parts of the country it’s hard to take a picture without catching at least one Duggar in the frame.

Let’s not forget that Rick Santorum and his wife had an abortion because it was medically necessary and yet he wants to ban all abortions for every other woman. Let’s also not forget that it was a second trimester abortion.

Seriously? Jesus Christ, I expect more from my favorite ridiculously overpriced whimsical fairy hippie clothing place.

When I was going to school in Philadelphia, there was a tanning salon that used Rick Santorum’s face in one of their ads. The caption read, “Some people are just too damn white.”

He’s certainly the one we deserve.

For now; just wait until the first time they tell him “no.” We’ll be looking at a Category 5 Lohan.

I need to get myself richer parents, and they need to have been born in a better place.

Awww, yea!!

She was also super good in Burning Love. She’s got drama and comedy both on lock.

Neville ToporBottom

She didn’t even get a Last Fuckable Day party.

There's a face for radio...

She’s not supporting Huckabee?

“My pet dog Eva Braun”

Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”