Go big or go home: finish it off with an iced tea and a Tasty Cake.

But did they even consider Pop, Six, Squish, Uhuh, Cicero, and Lipschitz?

I’m laughing too hard at this.

I hate to be a stickler, but Kylie never announced any pregancy back in September or otherwise. That’s why this is one of the great mysteries of our time, up there with UFOs and Stonehenge.

Well I am shocked their business practices are not above board!

Was thinking the same thing. I mean, I find my own kids pretty cute, but I’m going to print that picture out and hang it on their wall to give them something to strive for (and a complex).

She also doesn’t seem to know that the sperm decides the baby’s sex

Jezebel has really gone downhill.

I once read that there wasn’t a single Baby Boom, there were two. The people in the first half were scared of nuclear annihilation and being drafted to go to Vietnam; the second were scared of AIDS.

I fucking love Cool Whip. And Redi Whip.

Why do you think we have so many guns? There’s bears everywhere!!! ;-)

One fun context clue to figure out if this question wasn’t appropriate is that the woman who was asked the question is saying that it wasn’t appropriate.

I can picture it now...
Secret Service agent: Mr. President, this area isn’t safe. The local geologist has warned that the ground may cave in.

If you meet a someone who is polyamorous, trains at Crossfit, and eats only vegan food, what do they tell you about first?

So the same way you know someone does crossfit? :D

Everything about Rose’s drug arrest appears to be sketchy.

Glad you are okay! I’m in Marin and the smoke and ashes for two weeks were unreal. As the fires were spreading and jumping I was like, yep, this is how I die.

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I like this.

#MeToo just makes me tired, because as usual, it’s women doing all the work to raise awareness. Wake me up when men decide to take action.