Oof this hits close to home. My fertility treatment was canceled this month due to risk of multiples but I just found out I got pregnant anyways from trying before the cancellation. Right now I’m staring down the very real possibility of being pregnant with anywhere from 1-5 embryos, knowing that would be super…

Of my 3 babies, I had the worst heartburn with the child who had the LEAST hair.  Maybe we have this wive’s tale inverted.

I had such bad heartburn that I asked my friends to tell people when I inevitably died of it, to tell everyone I died of something more glamorous. My kid was a cue-ball till 20 months.

Same, except my kid’s wisps were black. 

I wish had been even able to do even that. Sigh. I was convinced my kid was going to look like Chewbacca after the horrendous 9 months of heartburn I had. I had to remain perfectly upright or I’d literally projectile vomit. I basically slept like an owl.

I slept on my left side (with every pillow in the house supporting me), simply because it helped inhibit the lava-spitting acid reflux I would experience otherwise. (Kiddo was born with thin wisps of blonde hair - so much for that wives’ tale.)

Daphne Zuniga, who you may remember from Melrose Place or One Tree Hill, Spaceballs

Agreed, thongs for leggings or other very tight clothes only! Cheekies are the worst for wedgies. 

I get more wedgies (front and back *shudder*) with panties than thongs.  I figure, everyone can figure out what is most comfortable for them and wear that. Thong? Great! Briefs? Awesome! “Granny panties”? Go for it! Bloomers? Didn’t know they still made those but sure! Fuck whatever anyone else says.

It’s strictly a coincidence that the Polio vaccine innoculations and Ray Kroc’s aquisition of McDonald’s happened around the same period in time. Note that the number of reported cases of Polio dropped year by year as the number of McDonald’s outlets multiplied almost exponentially. So-called “scientists” and…

luckily, her parents are wealthy enough to deal with the inevitable and inexorable switch from “I only eat one brand of macaroni and cheese” to “I only eat one brand of frozen chicken nuggets.”

Yes!! It was an HONOR to get a star. I got mine from Dodai after I made a particularly witty comment about Matthew Mconaughey looking like a wax candle in his new campaign and what it would smell like. haha. I screamed to my roommate DODAI STARRED ME. She was so jealous. haha.

I am also an endurance athlete (cyclist and a jogger but not a runner as on foot I am so slow).  You did a great job.  My pregnancy almost killed me so I had nothing to prove in getting that kid out of me.  I hate that society puts that expectation on moms.

OMG Lesbian Shit-Asses. Scott Baio where are you now?? I cannot believe I’ve been commenting on this site for over a DECADE. Jesus.

serious, permanent damage to my clit and urethra.

Unmedicated birth should not be a badge of honor. You got the baby out of you someway. You did a great job!

I had a midline done to avoid serious, permanent damage to my clit and urethra.  I am so glad my doctor talked me through why she thought she should do it and let me choose. I had a minor tear that hurt like hell…

Three cheers to you for all that fucking work and pain you went through. A fourth cheer to you for an old school Jez inside joke reference hhaha. LENTILS.

So, from the amount of energy my elementary age god kids are putting into this feud, the only thing I got out of this is “oh my god these people are selling scam vitamins to children.”

Wow, I have no idea how this is going on via the kiddie level. I am dying! LOL. How do you explain to children what James is even being accused of? These children and just beginning puberty...I am pregnant now so I have no child currently to ask. I would never buy a sisters hoodie for my kid, FYI. I am a huge watcher…

I think the whole thing was a work. I think James fell on his sword for Tati and it worked. And he’s gonna be fine. He’s gonna do a collab with Tati real soon, score a documentary with Shane, and he’ll be back by Fall.